My Life is a Punchline.

Brittany

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I’m an exercise in too-much-ness and the eternal teenage dirtbag.

October 5, 2020 1:06 am

moonemojii:

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

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1:04 am

you walk into a room in an abandoned house and you see him

slimeghost:

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12:55 am

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12:54 am

astarhot:

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October 25, 2019 9:48 am

cum-loser:

demigordon:

raccoons have people hands

or do we have raccoon hands

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9:40 am

citytogalaxy:

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9:39 am
cryptid-sighting: “this feels like a scene from a nightmare i had when i was like five years old or something ”

cryptid-sighting:

this feels like a scene from a nightmare i had when i was like five years old or something

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9:37 am

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9:26 am
reallylameblog: “charliedayquotes: “ I specialize in bird law. ” Went to bird school, which is for birds ”

reallylameblog:

charliedayquotes:

I specialize in bird law.

Went to bird school, which is for birds

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9:21 am

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9:21 am

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9:15 am

gneerly:

when ur hardcore venting to someone in one chat and shitposting in another

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October 16, 2019 1:36 pm

lakevida:

my-fandom-needs-me:

lakevida:

gonna go stand in a creek do you guys need anything

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god finally a reasonable request

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1:33 pm

Hello yes still alive, just blonde

September 29, 2019 7:02 pm

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